edwad: #AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair
brandnewswastikas: Here’s a good drinking game. Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated and make sure that you’re at the top of your game.
: I Want Irrational Love →
milajaroniec: I want a love that will breathe life back into my sleeping viscera. I want a love that crushes my past half-lives into a fine dust, a love that obliterates the crumpled strung out papery cutouts, a love that scribbles the last word and seals the letter. I want a love that will change me, alter me,…
brandnewswastikas: I’m sorry for calling your salad a bunch of “gay-ass leaves.”
jelee-: gamblingemperor: kanye west creates an rpg called kanye quest that puts you to the kanye test #where you have to retrieve the kanye crest from the kanye nest